The World's Greatest College Weekend

NOTE: I have been meaning to post this, but may not have if it were not for the harping provided by Mrs. Samantha Johnson. She was rather insistent about getting my pictures to post on her blog. Instead, I decided to post them on my blog, and make me more popular. Yeah me! (5/14/2009).

On to the show...

The Little 500 is a cycling race held every spring at Indiana University, commonly referred to as 'little five', and has been called the 'World's Greatest College Weekend' (I'll save you some time, here's the link to wikipedia so you can see for yourself. I'll wait...I told you.)


See, there it is printed on the barrier. I am so awesome. So awesome. You can hardly believe it, can you. I know, hardly. If you didn't know me, you probably wouldn't.

If you want the ESPN/sportscaster/sportswriter version of the events, i would advise you to go elsewhere, as I'm not up to relaying all the specifics. I'm going after the atmosphere.

This year was the 59th running of the men's race, which is the centerpiece of the weekend (this is the official view). To many, there is only the men's race, and a bunch of other bullshit that happens before the men's race.

What sort of bullshit?

Well, it kicks off on thursday evening with the women's and men's Little 50 running race. The little 50 is a 50 lap relay running race. Each team has up to 4 runners, who exchange each lap (generally). This is the event with the lowest attendance - in part because it is the newest (in its seventh year), and because it is the most boring. my apologies to Team X and Team Mercury (women's and men's winners, respectively). I attended, and promptly left - and I like running.

Friday afternoon plays host to the women's Little 500 bike race. The women race 100 laps around a cinder track (important side note, which you don't care about: the bike race is not on the same track as the running race. ironically, the runners use a modern, rubberized track, while the cyclists ride on gravel).

The women's race is great, and vastly underappreciated. First, it is much easier to watch the race, in part due to its underappreciation. Second, those girls get after it, so it is a very entertaining race. Wait...let me amend my 'second'. The best of the women's teams get after it. There are a bunch of women's teams that just flat out suck. good on them for trying though.

The weather was awesome, the women's race was also awesome. There were, like, a hundred wrecks, which was also awesome. Congratulations to Pi Phi, who won their first Little 500 title. I would have put the official greek name up there, except for two things. One, I don't really like the greeks, and as a result, Two, I can't be bothered to figure out how to put the Greek alphabet onto my blog. But seriously, good job ladies. I'll even add a pic from the women's race.

Saturday afternoon then, is the main event. Again, the weather was beautiful, and the coeds were drunk, excited, and feverishly supporting their respective teams (the fever may have been a result of the booze).

At this point, I think we need to take an aside to explain the party atmosphere of little 5. This isn't your normal 'weekend' at campus. This far exceeds the standard debauchery of tailgating. As you may know, weekends in a college town start on thursday (some refer to this as 'thirsty thursday'. the parlance may vary by locale.), and proceeds through saturday night. For little 5, the 'weekend' starts the thursday before the thursday before the race. Allow me to explain: Thursday, nine days before the men's race, a standard college weekend starts. This continues through saturday night, but then a funny thing happens. Come sunday, there is no end to the revelry - no, no, it is only getting started. There are deck parties on tuesday mornings, and students in all phases of the drunk/hungover spectrum to be seen in class all week. Many, do not even show up in class. More, complain that we would even hold classes the week of little 5 - on monday. Seriously, not even I could make this up. On wednesday, three days prior to the men's race, the partying really gets cranked up - keg parties, beer bongs, and closing down bars. Now, keep in mind that all this was most likely happening before, but now it is the rule, rather than the exception. If you're an instructor, you pray you don't have a friday class. Or, you pray you do, so you can fuck with the drunk kids. (there is also a set of faculty who have no idea what little 5 is, or have any idea when it is, who miss out on all sorts of opportunity).

By saturday after the race, the bars are empty. It is my theory that the students have drunk themselves into some sort of coma, and are no longer capable of movement.

There was also a men's race. Here are some pictures:











Congratulations to the Cutters, who won their 10th Little 500 title.